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היא: לפחות תוציא אותי לארוחת ערב. הוא: יש לי חוק, אני לא יוצא עם נשים נשואות. היא: אבל אני אישתך! הוא: זה לא משנה חוק זה חוק.

הידעת? שוקולד זה מאכל מרובע שעושה את האדם עגול!

ילד מספר לכיתה אודות ניסוי המכוניות של אביו, “אבא שלי החליט לעשות ניסוי. הוא לקח צמיגים של פורשה, רדיו של מרצדס, מושבים של ב.מ.וו, ברקסים של מיצובישי והגה של טויוטה.”

בסיום שאלה אותו המורה, “ומה יצא לו מזה?”

השיב לה הילד, “שלוש שנות מאסר!”

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